Things I tell the dogs
I can't RSVP for family holiday dinners.
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Things I tell the dogs
I miss you
Things I tell the dogs
"Do you miss Siady too Umpa?"
In loving memory of bestest most tenacious free spirited dog ever.
Things I Tell the Dogs
Don't run off. And especially not into a giant cactus.
Things I say to the dogs
"If Zach Galifianakis and Jack Black can pretend to be happy and successful, why can't I?"
ShorDurPerSav: Evan Roth (aka fi5e)
ShorDurPerSav: My sister
My sister has many times over been my ShorDurPerSav. Not because she is perfect, but because she knows she isn't yet somehow manages to convince you everything will be. | read on »
ShorDurPerSav: Poppa Neutrino
It is unclear if he was a direct influence in my desire to build the caRV and take the Better World Tour. There is no doubt however that during the actual design and construction of the caRV and my travels thus far in it Poppa Neutrino was my ShorDurPerSav on more than one occasion and no doubt will be again. | read on »
ShorDurPerSav: J. R. “Bob” Dobbs
I have chosen J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, the high pontiff and salesman for the Church of the Subgenius as my first documented Short Duration Personal Savior because, well, he was my first. | read on »
Things I tell the dogs
"Time is not money. Time is life."