I can't RSVP for family holiday dinners.
Category: Things I tell the dogs
I miss you
"Do you miss Siady too Umpa?" In loving memory of bestest most tenacious free spirited dog ever.
"If Zach Galifianakis and Jack Black can pretend to be happy and successful, why can't I?"
"Time is not money. Time is life."
"I want to find somebody to love as much I love you. Especially someone who doesn't drink the water at the bottom of the shower."
"I hate pooping and everything to do with poop."
"You guys should pet each other. Siady you pet Umpa. Umpa you pet Siady. And I'll watch. It'll be kinky."
"You'd be more fun if you were big enough to ride."