Things I tell the dogs
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Category: Things I tell the dogs
Things I tell the dogs
I miss you
Things I tell the dogs
"Do you miss Siady too Umpa?"
In loving memory of bestest most tenacious free spirited dog ever.
Things I Tell the Dogs
Don't run off. And especially not into a giant cactus.
Things I say to the dogs
"If Zach Galifianakis and Jack Black can pretend to be happy and successful, why can't I?"
Things I tell the dogs
"Time is not money. Time is life."
Things I tell the dogs
"I want to find somebody to love as much I love you. Especially someone who doesn't drink the water at the bottom of the shower."
Things I tell the dogs
"I hate pooping and everything to do with poop."
Things I tell the dogs
"You guys should pet each other. Siady you pet Umpa. Umpa you pet Siady. And I'll watch. It'll be kinky."
Things I tell the dogs
"You'd be more fun if you were big enough to ride."