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I like food and all the good stuff food facilitates such as friends, doing stuff, and feeling content. But sometimes food can be can be bad.

I don't like marketing and all the bad stuff marketing encourages such as waste, needless stuff, and feeling incomplete. But sometimes marketing can be good.

We need food and marketing. Sometimes this b(z)log attempts to reconcile the two. Other times I'm just telling stories. Usually it's all one in the same, a great big mess of goodness amidst a whole load of bad exploring the type of world I want to live in. Enjoy.

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